The state as Helen Lovejoy: ‘Somebody think of the children!’ Sure. Encourage them to be promiscuous but preach that tobacco is evil. I don’t like Big Tobacco either (and the Mad Men used to lie about smoking being safe before they got busted) but circa-1960 got this right: do things at your own risk but nobody goes to hell for smoking, and broken homes and illegitimacy are far bigger social evils. The state should leave moral truth to religion.
Vermont: man jailed for crossing street which happens to be the Canadian border. “I walked over to Canada on a Saturday night around quarter to nine to get a pizza,” Buzz Roy explained. Obviously a terrorist. Sure.