The latest social-networking thing! Friendster MySpace Facebook... Oh, f*** it. In which the O departs a bit from its usual SWPL putdown jokes about the wrong sort of white people and takes a page from Cracked’s funnier sensibilities and — big time — language (you’ve been warned: it’s nasty). (Cracked is more news and history of the weird than made-up stories.) Oh, wait: Aging, scared newspapermen throw themselves at the latest mobile-technology trend in a humiliatingly futile attempt to remain relevant. Well, yeah, that’s what we’re doing.