Friday, August 12, 2011

From the MCJ
  • According to White House spokesdouche Jay Carney, the single best thing you and I can do to help the economy is to get ourselves fired.
  • Ha. Set-up: President Obama told a crowd at a battery plant in Holland, Michigan, this afternoon that Republicans must “find a way to put country ahead of party.” Obama went on to say, “There are some in Congress right now who would rather see their opponents lose than see America win.” Punchline: After telling Congress to “Put Country Before Party” Obama is scheduled to fly to New York City where he will raise money for the Democratic Party at the Ritz Carlton.
  • Monsters: like when conservative Christians do anything the régime doesn’t like.
  • Gore? Are you serious? He won’t get it anyway. Of course white guilt will hand the incumbent sad clown the nomination and election.
  • Switch to T-Mobile.

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