Tuesday, November 04, 2003

How to read a vagante website
Translations of vagantespeak into plain English

'We are an Eastern Orthodox church with valid lines of apostolic succession™' - We're not really Eastern Orthodox. (Vagantes might as well have a patent on the emboldened words.)

'We respect conscience' - 1) We're gay, 2) We're an annulment mill/wedding chapel for hire target-marketing the divorced, 3) We allow artificial birth control, 4) Father left the RC obedience to get married.

'We follow the tradition of...' - We copied some of this church's usages but aren't really members of this church.

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