Monday, November 22, 2004

That’s telling her what for
From a priest friend:
An old priest was called to give the last sacraments to a dying person in a nursing-home run by one of those 1960s liberal nuns. When Sister brought him to the person's room and Father got out the oil-stock to anoint the patient, Sister was rude and blurted out, 'You know, if I had a penis I'd be doing this!'* To which the dear old priest answered, 'Well... I usually use my thumb'.
*Cue P.J. O’Rourke: 'That's insulting to women!' shrieked the old bitch.

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