From The Onion
Making fun of what I do for a living (yes, I like what I do and no, I don’t know all those grammatical terms):

Someday I will copy-edit the great American novel
Seriously, expanding on another part of what I do, I’d enjoy doing multiple interviews with a celebrity to ghostwrite that person’s autobiography.

Incidentally the model with the rad glasses is cute.

Anti-Bush protest one person short of success

What do you think? The Rice confirmation
She belongs in the same bin as Michelle Malkin: I don’t care what race you are; you’re a fascist.

Meet Seth MacFarlane
The comic genius behind ‘Family Guy’: all the things that make us effing cry