Friday, January 21, 2005

Fun with spam
‘Christian’ spam e-mail from Nigerian organized crime
An old trick now but I just got one (rare):

My name is Barr. Solomon Ironsi Rhodes. I am the Legal adviser to Mr. & Mrs. Peter Ferguson, Scottish Citizens that lived in my country for 19 years before their death.

After their death, I sold all the properties and instead of giving out the funds as instructed by the owners, I diverted the funds to myself with intention of investing the funds in Europe. The funds in question “US$2,500.000.00” was packaged in a box, shipped and deposited with the trust for save keeping.

I had encounter with Christ when Evangelist Reinhard Bonnke was preaching on television concerning Ananias and Saphira in Acts 5:1-11. After hearing the word of God, I gave my life to Christ and became a born again Christian. As a born again Christian, I started reading my bible and one day, the Lord opened my eyes to Ezekiel 33: 18 and 19 When the righteous turneth from his righteousness, and committeth iniquity, he shall even die thereby. But if the wicked turn from his wickedness, and do that which is lawful and right, he shall live thereby.

After my fasting and prayers, I asked God to make his choice and direct me to honest Christian or the chosen ministry that deserves this funds. By his Grace, I came across your address while browsing on the Internet through a Christian site. As a matter of fact, it is not only your address that I picked on the Christian site. But after my fervent prayer over it, you were then nominated to me through divine revelation from God.

I have notified the Trust Firm where I deposited the box that contained the funds that I am moving the box abroad and the firm has since been waiting for my authority for the box to leave. If you can assure me of your capability managing the funds strictly towards His Glory, please do contact me urgently with your complete names, address/contact information’s.
• Evidently this writer hasn’t read or heard ‘thou shalt not steal’.
• If somebody supernatural is talking to him it’s probably the same one who talks to Mr Bush.
• I know a Scot and he travels with a British passport, not a Scottish one — devolution hasn’t gone that far.

And get with it, comments-spammers! Offer me my own ninja assassin!

If you can dare to promise me super-sized, long-lasting tumescence, eating without getting fat, making money without working and spending money without earning it, surely you chaps can manage this.

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