Four from LRC
Natural law simply explained

Websites win or lose in 1/20th of a second
I’ve learnt from my mistakes in six years: frames, lots of graphics and big ones at that, mucho Javascript (you can hear the browsers crashing all over the world) and new pages with long lists of links are things of the past.

What’s wrong with young people today

Why can't they be like we were,
Perfect in every way?
What's the matter with kids today?

Balanced by Mike Rogers:

Childlikeness vs childishness