Friday, May 19, 2006

An imprecatory psalm about spammers
From Crowhill

On that note:

The gospel as rewritten by revisionists
John 6:
53: Then Jesus said unto them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Except ye eat the flesh of the Son of man, and drink his blood, ye have no life in you. [...]
65: And he said, Therefore said I unto you, that no man can come unto me, except it were given unto him of my Father.
66: From that time many of his disciples went back, and walked no more with him.
67: Then Jesus ran after them saying: Wait! Do not go away, I beseech you. I - I take it all back!
John 8:
10: When Jesus had lifted up himself, and saw none but the woman, he said unto her, Woman, where are those thine accusers? hath no man condemned thee?
11: She said, No man, Lord. And Jesus said unto her, Neither do I condemn thee: go, and and do whatsoever thou desirest, even lie again with a man not thy husband, yea, even with another man’s wife, and become life partners with her, as long as thou thinkest thyself a nice person. Verily, verily, I say unto thee: that is all that counteth really, is it not?

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