Tuesday, December 19, 2006

It’s been ages since I was last phished
Until now. How sweet. Nostalgic. Like some Third World criminal telling me, ‘I made you a mix tape!’ Awww.
We recently have determined that different computers have logged onto your Online Banking account, and multiple password failures were present before the logons. We now need you to confirm your account information to us. If this is not completed by September 24, 2006, we will be forced to suspend your account indefinitely, as it may have been used for fraudulent purposes. We thank you for your cooperation in this manner.
For anybody reading this who’s never been phished, real banks don’t do this. And the bank these guys are pretending to be from isn’t mine anyway.

This retro moment, complete with retro threat deadline, is brought to you by Nigeria’s dumbest criminals. Thanks for the extra laughs, lads!

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