What is the authentic tradition of your church, rite or use/recension?
Honest survey results:

• The way things were described in Sunday school/catechism classes (27 per cent)
• The way the priest did things in my childhood parish (26 per cent)
• What Granny taught me (17 per cent)
• A set of conclusions arrived at by reading one or two websites (20 per cent)
• A set of conclusions arrived at by reading one or two actual books (10 per cent)

Some religious humour adapted from The Onion Dome and got from byzcath.