Taking the mickey out of Reformed theologians
The Revd Anne Kennedy is apparently a Calvinist with a sense of humour

Jesus loves me, this I know
For John Calvin tells me so
On the cross for me He died
All the southern Baptists lied

Yes, Jesus loves me
He'll never love you
He only loves me
John Calvin tells me so

Jesus loves all those He's blessed
If it's you, then you're elect
Souls into His basket plucked
If not you, then you are ******

Jesus's blood for me
Not enough for you
Try all you want to
Just go ask the Pharaoh