Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Fun with spam
I didn’t get anything haiku-like this week

Is the US government outsourcing its e-mail? Like using an Indian call centre? This one comes from Byrd, who notes, ‘The state of English usage at a federal department has apparently degraded badly’. :)

Agents Ngumbu and Scully write:

We believe this notification meets you in a very good present state of mind and health. We the Federal bureau of investigation (FBI) Washington, DC in conjunction with some other relevant Investigation Agencies here in the United states of America have recently been informed through our Global intelligence monitoring network that you presently have a transaction going on with the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) as regards to your over-due contract payment which was fully endorsed in your favor accordingly.

We will find a way to fix a schedule for you to come to our head-quarter in Washington DC to enable us advise you on what to do, but meanwhile you are further advised to be contacting us via email for now because we are having various investigations that we are working on now.
Rather like the US Army’s uniforms are made in Communist China.
Wonderful sex? It is thinkable!

Sounds like how many people got through puberty.

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