Massage enthusiasts risk nerve injury
It’s great but beware of literally heavy-handed practitioners! Not the thing for my partially paralysed shoulder (one nerve is damaged).

RIP Ming the clam
Aged 405, the oldest animal ever found

...born when Queen Elizabeth I was on the throne and William Shakespeare was writing The Merry Wives of Windsor.

An age commoner among trees?

I don’t think living at the bottom of the sea is an option for most of us.