Saturday, April 26, 2008

Taki’s John Zmirak on various and sundry
[Immigrants] claim government checks when things go wrong. (Your grandparents just had to get on the boat and go home.)

Funny, but it seems that the gays are some kind of special victim group. Which is weird, since if you watched TV, you’d think they were half the population. They insist on the right to get married — whatever that means, since marriage seems to be the least enforceable contract around. If it were really important, the Feds would be tightening up the rules... you know, the way they did on bankruptcy. So leave your wife and kids if you want... but those credit card debts are
SACRED.

Abortion. Your daughter can have one, without anybody telling you. But she needs a permission slip to go with nuns to the friggin’ Planetarium. And she’s going to live with you until she’s 30. Then again, when she gets divorced, for another 5 years after that.

Your son found a “smart” way to get a free ride to college. He’s sitting in Mosul now, guarding the ruins of a burnt-out Christian church. With any luck, the Iraqis who got driven out will move to your neighborhood, open a kebab place and a church with a liturgy that doesn’t include crap like “On Eagle’s Wings.” Christ how you hate that song.

You might actually have voted for that tan guy with the nice speaking voice. Except now he has crapped on your head. The thing is, you don’t really blame him. You know his people got screwed even worse than yours did. You know he’s no worse than other Democrats, and he probably won’t send your son to invade Soreassistan. And that’s probably good enough for you.

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