If Hollywood decided to give everything a gritty reboot
Cracked Photoshop contest

The ‘Idol’ picture reminds me: why is somebody AFAIK nothing to do with the music business now judging this cruel entertainment pretending to be a music talent contest? (I say ‘pretending’ because the audition shows are unfair: two pre-show auditions let the untalented through so the judges can rip them apart on camera.)