The four kinds of Christmas articles you see online
From Cracked

They are: War on Christmas, Too Much Christmas Too Soon and For Too Long (Too Commercial/Shopping Horror Stories), Christmas Movie List and Desperate/Wacky.

BTW I’m not a big fan of A Christmas Story even though of course I love the period. Because unlike so many of the others it doesn’t even allude to what Christmas really means. (My pick is The Family Man. Implicitly Christian while not religious.)