Sunday, July 26, 2015

Clerical lace and ribbons


Altar boys: chierichetti, as they're called in Italian, little clergy. Substitutes for minor-order clergy; as I say, JROTC for priests.
I dissent on lace and ribbons for boys.
I understand but anything that p*sses off libcaths is good. Ditto fiddleback chasubles.
Fiddlebacks are fine. Lace and bows = nicht so gut!
But a paradox of Catholic culture is that men's men such as Cardinal Spellman, visiting soldiers in Korea, and countless priests wore lace and ribbons as part of their choir attire.
That was a late 19th-century affectation that carried over into the 20th.
It's not necessary but it's not bad either.
Too precious.
I understand but it's a matter of context (Cardinal Spellman and your average tough American parish priest who wore this weren't effeminately "precious") and personal taste. You have a point in that healthy men often weren't expected to really attend or take part in church in Catholic cultures such as Latin America. The priesthood might have been seen as sort of a respectable holding area for the kind of homosexual who likes preciously girly things.
Bingo!
Yet when this stuff was in full, um, flower, the problem of lonely gay priests hitting on underage boys wasn't as big as it became after Vatican II's so-called "renewal" got rid of the lace and ribbons. With that, with the Sixties, you had a perfect storm of men in the priesthood for the wrong reasons (a respectable hidey-hole where nobody would wonder why you weren't married) now being told by secular society and Modernist idiots in the church to "let it all hang out" so they followed their urges and, many criminal cases, lawsuits, and parish closings later, the rest is history. Remember, back then the left was almost OK with sex with kids. (Back when Roman Polanski was partying a lot.) Conservative Catholics noticed the funny stuff but their bishops told them to mind their own business. These weren't lace-and-ribbons priests; these were guitar and "don't call me Father" priests. The church of course teaches it's a sin; the left of course 180ed from its own position and blamed the church (America is Protestant to the bone; anti-Catholic).

I understand in the Roman Rite, strictly speaking, lace (with limits, and varying according to rank?) is just an option on festive liturgical days.

1 comment:

  1. The livery for altar boys is just a cultural phenomena of different nationalities and the amount of "doting" that full time mothers in the 19th century would engage in when their boys were finally of age to serve at the altar. It would be a mother's vicarious dream that she could be at the altar through her son so she would spare no expense to make "her" son look completely outstanding to impress the priest who was one of the most important and respected men in town. When you combine that with women's natural jealousy when it come to their children as compared to other mother's children, or a mother wanting to impress "father" more than any other mother, then you see the forces at work that made very elaborate livery for altar boys absolutely essential. No respectable mother was going to allow another mother to up-stage her or her son in having the most outstandig livery on the altar.

    So sadly, yet again, the Demonic and Luciferian essence of the female of the species (through the sin of That Most Horrible Creature, Eve) is to be blamed / rewarded for the fantastic livery of the altar boys of the 19th century.

    p.s.: According to the biology and theology of St. Thomas Aquinas, females of the Homo sapien species are not even human because they are defective males created by God for the specific purpose of carrying the human male through gestation to live birth. As only full human beings, i.e. males, receive a soul at conception and through the Sacrament of Baptism are infused with Sanctifying Grace, they have the possibility, after death, of reaching Heaven. Females, being defective males and therefore lacking a soul can not be baptised and therefore won't be going to Heaven. I guess females will be joining the family dog at the pet cemetery.

    So just like the Tridentine sanctuary, there won't be any females in Heaven to disrupt the males' good time playing the harp with his male friends!!! Thanks be to God. Amen. Alleluia!!! I knew there was a reason I loved St. Thomas Aquinas.

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